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I don't have a clue what got me in this mode. Just kinda got in a YouTube surf mode of a bit. Let us start off with at Taco Bell Folk Song

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Maybe it is just me but I am pretty bitter at NBC. Maybe it is just the old skewl in me, having grown up in an era of MASH, All in the Family and so many other shows and networks that, in those days, did things a bit different. I can not believe they simply axed heroes. It is wrong on several fronts.

First of all, I am one of those late era baby boomers who has an opinion on this. A very strong one. You end a series with closure... not a cliff hanger to seeing if you will have more viewers next season. Like what the hell are you thinking NBC? Hey Jericho fans sent nuts because of a line in the series.. I suggest we send the NBC execs brains for they certainly lack them regarding this decision.

And yeah NBC, it may have not been the best of the best rated shows. It still fared pretty well and uh, look at the rest of your schedul. Heroes had something your network deseperately need.. regular viewers. People like me who got hooked and made no other plans on Monday nights. Now that is my "anything but NBC" night.

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I have been using Google Voice since it was Grand Central. Don't get me wrong, I still love the service, but Google, if you are actually reading, please improve the transcription.

I almost never actually listened to Grand Central messages because the transcription worked well. Now I get an email something that reads like this:

IEAM kind to all tits sunder with leather, stroked it too earlie, could do fill another sheep, with gin, then got tied dorked Tim and heeded calf an son. Da toffee had shit dat made me flow argon. I must get whore ass-shital. Nuts n big. I will joust shit you n spoon. Adding mast at the monument.. circus morphine stash. I would mount any member, any converse, shun now, any cow. Ill stalk at you hate her.

While the message sounds like this:

I am kinda, a little, under the weather, woke to early, couldn't fall asleep again, then got tired but work time and needed caffination. The coffee and shit that made me flow are gone. I must get horizontal. Nothing big, I will just hit you up soon. Fading fast at the moment... serious mean caffeine crash... I wouldn't remember any conversation now anyhow. I'll talk at you later.

Is it just me or are others having this problem as well?

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So, Uncle Sam is ready to release a new hundred dollar bill. Should we say w00t!? Forgive me for saying so, I seriously doubt it. First of all, who is paying for all this redesigning and retooling? Oh of course, we are, that would be the US Citizens. When I was a kid, I always thought that the U and the S, implies us. A naive view on what I thought democracy was.

Personally, I would have rather see them create some type of new value for this bill. The new bill doesn't impress me any more with it's looks any more than the old one. Rarely, have I even seen the the old ones. Like many, if not most of us, I seldom see more than a thin stack of twenties.

Like many or most, quarks rival the stay of currency in my wallet... Too little in and too much out. Honestly, put Mickey Mouse on the mo-fo and make it spend mo! That is the new bill I want!

This is nothing more than putting a wedding dress on a crack whore and claiming she is a lady of value. Seriously, we don't need a new hundred dollar bill. We need the old ones to be worth something.